Friday, February 20, 2009

The Antarctic Joke File

By Hot Rod
This is Bub.
These jokes were written by a good friend of mine.
For our purposes he will be known as Hot Rod.

Because it is sometimes hard to tell, I have boldened and italicized the beginning of each new joke.

ne of the penguins at the South Pole was wearing a tuxedo, doing the Macarena, and he was wearing a tutu and had a prom cane.

Someone at the South Pole went out to go fishing, he said "Man, I'm thirsty." He said, "Where’s my refrigerator?" and he saw it over there running away. One small problem, the fridge was only a block of ice shaped like a fridge. And the guy woke up the next morning with an ice block on his beard.

What TV shows do you watch at the South Pole? The Ice Network.

What concerts do you go see at the South Pole? Ice Elvis.

One of the people from the South Pole said, "What do you want to do?" And the other guy said, "I don’t know, what do you want to do?" And the first guy said, "I don’t know what do you want to do?" And the other guy said, "Don’t start that again."

One guy said, "Hey Bush!", and literally he was talking to an ice bush.

One guy said, "I got a headache." The other guy him ice Advil.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, good night!

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